February 2012
Cop: what's in the bottle next to you?
Me: it's water
Cop: ....this is wine
Me: What?? ..Jesus!! He did it again!
Anonymous asked: you shouldnt be posting pictures of that shit anyways, you clearly had the intent of showing your bra. you can still be extremely pretty without showing your bra?
Anonymous asked: omg are you actually a porn star? id actually pay for dat mm mmm
Anonymous asked: why is everyone saying you're a pornstar and shit.... I am so efffing confused! you're pretty, what's the issue? :S
Anonymous asked: where;d you get that white bra your wearing in that photo of you and your vs gown
bellotti asked: I can see your cleavage in that photo. I'm definitely scarred for life and i'm probably going to grow up to be a prostitute/drug dealer like you.
atom-ic asked: you're hell pretty fuk, you said something about groovin the moo..where are you from? x
dominicbass asked: thankyou for posting them jade idk man i got a hard on from them so all good
sallymurphy asked: people are so fucking ridiculous! there's always nude pictures on tumblr and people are starting on you just for taking photo's in your underwear!? you're hot and you're allowed to do/take photo's of whatever you want to, post more!!! :~)
Anonymous asked: where'd you get the pink and white dressing gown?
uniformedconformity asked: who cares what she wants to post its her blog shut up
Anonymous asked: You're attractive and have an amazing sense of humor. I want to make you my bride.
finecutbodies asked: This is 100% legit question and not me having a go at you. What's the thought process of you coming up with the idea to take a photo in your underwear looking like a pornstar, taking the actual photo and then posting it...
Anonymous asked: you were on my bus the other day but i was fangirling too much to say anything
Anonymous asked: Some teegan kostakis chick has your picture as her facebook profile picture? d fk
pukepretty asked: i feel the same, so i think it's normal
me: mum what's for dinner
mum: DON'T YOU DARE SIT THERE ON THE COUCH AND LAZE AROUND ALL EVENING WHILE I STAND HERE SLAVING AWAY IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN ASK ME TO COOK FASTER FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU I'VE BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY YOU STUPID KIDS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.
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in the morning - j-cole ft drake
diamonds-arnt-forever asked: anywhere you please, thats good enough for me
diamonds-arnt-forever asked: touch me?
Anonymous asked: theres a photo of you in a levi's top and shorts and white converse and I WANT THAT TOP! where did you get it because i cant find it on the levis website? do you what the style is called? thank you! x
Anonymous asked: you going to madi gras? :)
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Anonymous asked: is it bad that i hook up with someone at every party?
Anonymous asked: Do you think it's a bit odd that whenever I look through your tumblr it makes me wish I was some mega hot black chick living in New York? cos that's how I feel :|
when you find something out that you didn’t wanna know and you can feel your heart sink into your stomach
mattuex-deactivated20120306 asked: guys I think we had adolf of these jokes!
jungle-cat asked: i thought it was hitlerious
drugsbloodtea asked: That Anne Frank pic isn't even remotely funny.